Shark

Traveling by shark is the most luxurious form of sea travel. They are washed before and after each ride and have tiny mittens over the teeth so they won't bite you. Inside their fleshy pink stomach is a mini fridge, a playstation, postcards...etc. A shark from Europe to New York takes about three hours (that's fast). Sharks are not a form of public transportation and are very expensive to buy. They are smart enough to park somewhere with either not a lot of people or just people who are too drunk to notice a shark spitting up its passengers. Thats the only gross part about traveling by shark, the only way out involves a pool of vomit.