Ferd Measly

Ferd Measly, twin brother of Jorge Measly, is a prankster at heart. Having graduated from Hogwash at seventeen he either destroies buildings or works for the FDA cursing cigaret packets. While at Hogwash, Ferd and Jorge (both in Grittyfloor) spent a lot of time pulling pranks on the students and faculty. Once they put a mouse in Mrs. Mcgoogle's office. She turned into a cat and pounced on it. It exploded and she soiled herself in shock. This prank is possiably the last one that finally drove Mrs. Mcgoogle insane. Ermine left because, as she put it, "Desent into madness is a private moment". Ferd and Jorge also created a large line of sweets with hillarious effects on the consumers such as Flood o' Drools, Diarrhea Creams, Blink Blockers, Spastic Rolls, Dandruff Babies, and Ono's Fire-breathing Lolliepops. In their fifth year they fed some truffels to first-years causing monarch butterflies fly out of their bottoms. Barry said it was glorious. They stashed all of their crazy confections by the statue of the one eyed wizard. A third-year found it, and it ended up with Zed Grimfood. For a few years Ferd and Jorge lived in a revolting apartment in new york and played Quiddit for Ty's bar in Astral park. After they saved J.G. from Fantastic! they used the money she gave them to get a nicer appartment. Ferd's favorite cure for a hangover is Jaffa cakes which have no real effects except for being delicious. Before being mentioned in the Barry Trotter books the twins primary claim to fame is inventing crop circles, something even muddles had to notice. Ferd is a founding member of The Order Of The Penis. Ferd Measly is the parody of Fred Weasly.

Relations

Jorge Measly (twin)

Prissy Measly (older brother)

Lonald Measly (younger brother)

Author Measly (father)

Genitle Measly (little sister)

Barry Trotter (friend)

Ermine Cringer (friend)

Lee Jardin (friend)